Everything You Know Is Wrong by Yankovic Weird Al chord (text):

Transcribed by Michael J. Falk  ketchup@ods.ods.net

		               http://ods.ods.net/ketchup



The end of the chorus is played differently all 3 times- that's the deal

with the *.



A#dim is an A# diminished chord consisting of the notes A#, C, and E.

Any chord followed by a slash is the chord name followed by the bass

note.  For example, Bm/A is a Bm chord with an A played on the bass.



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"Everything You Know Is Wrong" by Al Yankovic





Intro:

D   C   G/B   A   A7 (hold, then two strummed A7s and straight to verse)









Verse (all verses are the same):



D                    G       A      D 

I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane with a



      G     A     A#dim Bm Bm/A      E/G#  E

rabid wolverine in my underwear when suddenly a guy



  A                                    G 

behind me in the backseat popped right up and cupped



                    D/F#     D               G

his hands across my eyes.  I guessed, "Is it Uncle



A               D                   G      A

Frank or cousin Louie, is it Bob or Joe or Walter,



A#dim    Bm         Bm/A         E/G#      E

could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve,



           A                                A7

I probably would have kept on guessing but about



                              Bm

that time we crashed into the truck, and as I'm



       E7                    A       D/F# 

laying bleeding there on the asphalt finally I



G     D       Em         G

recognize the face of my hibachi dealer, who



A         A7/G  A/F#     A/E

takes off his prosthetic lips, and tells me:









Chorus:



D     G        A       D  

Everything you know is wrong, black is white,



       G       A    A#dim Bm       Bm/A E/G#

up is down and short is long, and everything



     E               A  A7/G      A/F#    A/E

you thought was just so important doesn't matter,



D    G         A       D    

Everything you know is wrong, just forget the



C#sus4    F#m   Bm            Bm/A    E/G#   E

words and sing along, all you need to understand is 



G              A       *

everything you know is wrong.





*- First time :  F   G

   Second time:  D

   Third time:



G              A        Bm             C#m

Everything you know is (everything you know is)



G              A       D        D

Everything you know is wrong!  (end)









Solos:

(Accordion Solo:)

G              E              F#              G       A

 

(Baritone Saxaphone Solo:)

Cm     F   G   Am     Bb      Am      Bb      G       C



(Guitar Solo:)

Dm      Eb     F      Gb      Am      Bb      G       C   A7 (two strums

then into verse)      



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