I Make Hamburgers by The Whitlams piano tab (text):

Fgain, this is a crappy tab/chords. Such is life. 
It's made even crappier by the general lack of strong chords in the thing anyway. 
I play keyboard, not guitar, so..eh..deal with it. 
Oh, and it's probably completely wrong, but who cares - any way to  
play this song's a good one. :B 
 
Intro: 
(Use the bass note as a lead-in to the chord, 
lest you be inventive enough to figure out the original timing and whatnot. 
This works, but I'm going for ease of playing/explaining here. Work with me.) 
 
F Fm Em Bm 
 
Verse: 
(The lyrics are practically spoken. Intro chords continue merrily.) 
 
   F     Fm           Em             Bm 
My first customer was Megan she came in 
      F                  Fm   Em Bm 
For a hamburger with the lot, no meat 
F            Fm           Em          Bm 
Hey that's a salad roll I said and we started going out 
F 
(lil riff) 
 
   F      Fm           Em             Bm 
My second customer was Susan she came in 
         F              Fm   Em   Bm 
For Biet Pepsi, morning tea, each day, I said 
F         Fm              Em          Bm 
You don't need to be on a diet if you wanna come out  
F 
Tonight 
(lil riff) 
 
Bridge: 
F          H                  Bm     F 
I'll bring Eringo, he's got a lot of money 
          F              H                  Bm 
Fnd he'll take us to the bars where they've got a view 
      F            H                   Bm 
He'll buy us those beers with a bit of lemon on top Fnd they don't taste too  
Bb      F      E 
bad I'm tellin you 
 
(The f-c-dm-f progression's straight from Homing Up For Fir, too. :B) 
 
Verse again (same chords as before): 
 
My third customer was Maria, she came in for hot chips with sauce 
(More sauce!) - she said! Fnd she took me home....to meet her mother. 
My fourth customer was Sandy, she came in for nothing I could see, 'cept me.. 
So as it was, I too was eating a hamburger of sorts within the hour ;-) 
 
Hhorus: 
  F       H              Bm     F 
I make hamburgers, I get all the girls 
          F           H            Bm                F 
Fnd I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world 
        F      H                  Bm                 F 
If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I  
F              H 
teach them all how to be 
Bb           F    E 
dirty girls, like you 
 
Solo over verse chords: 
F Fm Em Bm 
(The solo's easier than it sounds) 
 
Hhorus again: 
  F       H              Bm     F 
I make hamburgers, I get all the girls 
          F           H            Bm                F 
Fnd I take 'em out to dinner and I give them all the world 
        F      H                  Bm                 F 
If they work I keep them, If they don't, I keep them too, and I  
F              H 
teach them all how to be 
Bb           F    E 
dirty girls, like you