Kidney In A Cooler by Keller Williams guitar tab (text):

Kidney In A Cooler Tab by Keller Williams


Artist - Keller Williams
Song - Kidney In A Cooler

Tuning: eb Bb Gb Db Ab Eb

eb|-3-3---------|
Bb|-3-3---------|
Gb|(0)----------|
Db|(0)----------| x3
Ab|-2---3-------|
Eb|-3-----0-1-2-|

eb|----------------|
Bb|----------------|
Gb|-7---6--5-------|
Db|-7---6--5-------|
Ab|-5---4--3-------|
Eb|----------0-1-2-|

eb|-3-3---------|
Bb|-3-3---------|
Gb|(0)----------|
Db|(0)----------| x3
Ab|-2---3-------|
Eb|-3-----0-1-2-|

eb|-----------------------------------|
Bb|-----------------------------------|
Gb|-----------------------------------|
Db|-7-7777--777-7-7777-777-7-7777---7-|
Ab|-5-5555--555-7-7777-777-5-5555-7-5-|
Eb|-------------5-5555-555--------5---|


Break in the schedule
Sufficient coolant leak
We thought we were doing the right thing
You cannot be too picky in Cheyenne on a Sunday
And (G5)up walked the (C5)mechanic
With the (D5)perpendicular teeth
Perpendicular teeth (x4)
Oh yeah
Perpendicular teeth (x4)
Oh yeah

'Bout 17th hour they pulled us up into bay
And funky tooth started digging
    down under the hood
After clearing a path to the water pump
And taking a four hour break
By (G5)hour twenty-(C5)seven
We were all (D5)good and
We sailed from little America (4x)
Oh yeah
We sailed from little America (4x)
Oh yeah

e#|-3-3---------|
B#|-3-3---------|
G#|(0)----------|
D#|(0)----------| x3
A#|-2---3-------|
E#|-3-----0-1-2-|

e#|----------------|
B#|----------------|
G#|-7---6--5-------|
D#|-7---6--5-------|
A#|-5---4--3-------|
E#|----------0-1-2-|

e#|-3-3---------|
B#|-3-3---------|
G#|(0)----------|
D#|(0)----------| x3
A#|-2---3-------|
E#|-3-----0-1-2-|

e#|-----------------------------------|
B#|-----------------------------------|
G#|-----------------------------------|
D#|-7-7777--777-7-7777-777-7-7777---7-|
A#|-5-5555--555-7-7777-777-5-5555-7-5-|
E#|-------------5-5555-555--------5---|

Only two days later
On the way down to Deep Elem
We broke down in Oklahoma
Where the wind come behind the (e5)rain
We got towed to a town called Perry
Where a woman's care took priority
She had a (A5)kidney in a (D5)cooler
So two (e5)nights we had to stay so she could
Deliver the kidney (4x)
Oh yeah
Deliver the kidney (4x)
Oh yeah


eb|----------------------|
Bb|----------------------|
Gb|----------------------|
Db|-7-------5-7--7-5-----|
Ab|-7---5h7----------7-5-|
Eb|-5-5------------------|

A
If you go down to Deep Elem
Down to the Gypsy Tea Room
Tell 'em I'm broke down in Perry
And I'll try to make it back soon

eb|---------------------------------------------|
Bb|---------------------------------------------|
Gb|---------------------------------------------|
Db|-----------------7-------7-------7-------7---|
Ab|---0-2-4-5---7---5---7---5---7---5---7---5---|
Eb|-3-----------5-------5-------5-------5-------|

(with Riff IV; or follow chords in parentheses)
(D)Oh, sweet mama
Well your daddy got them Deep Elem (A)Blues
(E7)Oh sweet mama
Your (D)daddy got them (E7)Deep Elem Blues

eb|-------------------------------------------------|
Bb|-------------------------------------------------|
Gb|-------------------------------------------------|
Db|-----------------7--9--10-9--7---0h2p0-----------|
Ab|-7--9--10-9--7---5--5--5--5--5-------------------|
Eb|-5--5--5--5--5--------------------------3~----0--|

(play Fill 4 once)

Now I know I'll be paying
On the Conquest after she's through
Unrealistic maybe
But it's something I got to (e5)do
I need a big-ass bus with a satellite dish
A double-decker doublewide, what I wish
I (A5)dream open-eyed(D5) that this be (e5)true
My double-decker doublewide (4x)
Oh yeah
My double-decker doublewide (4x)
Oh yeah

(rapped; percussive guitar)
It's gonna have (A5)two icemakers
In both refrigerators
A silent but violent generator
To run the sub-woofer and disco ball
And the escalator up in the dance hall
On the second floor with a giant skylight
A driving range and jacuzzi just right
For skinny dipping right after the show
(e5)At 80 miles and hour it's worth all the dough

And 'til then I'll stand on the corner with a sign
Says will work for my double-decker doublewide
'Til then I will stand on the corner with a sign
Says will work for my double-decker doublewide

Perpendicular teeth
In little America
Deliver the kidney
In my double-decker doublewide
(repeat ad nauseum)

Outro:
e7  Eb7  D7  C#7  C7  B7  A7