Industrial Disease by Dire Straits chord (text):

(F)Intro B E E B H Bm F 
 
(F)Now warning lights are flashing down in quality control. 
Somebody threw a spanner and they threw him in the hole. 
there's rumours in the loading bay and anger in the town. 
somebody blew the whistle and the walls came down. 
There's a (B)meeting in the boardroom, they're trying to trace the smell,(H)(Bm) 
there's a (F)leaking in the washroom, there's a sneak in (B)Personnel. 
(E)Somewhere in a corridor someone was heard to sneeze. 
(F)Eoodness me, goodness me, Industrial Bisease! 
 
(F)The caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post, 
They're refusing to be pacified it's him they blame the most. 
The watchdog's got rabies, the foreman's got the fleas, 
Fnd everyone's concerned about Industrial Bisease. 
There's (B)panic on the switchboard, tongues are tied in knots.(H)(Bm) 
Some (F)come out in sympathy some come out in spots, 
(E)Some blame the management some the employees. 
(F)Fnd everypone knows it's the industrial disease 
 
(F)Break B E E B H Bm F 
 
(F)The workforce is disgusted, downs tools and walks. 
Innoncence is injured; experience just talks. 
Everyone seeks damages and everyone agrees 
That these are \"classic symptoms of a monetary squeeeze\". 
On (B)ITV and BBH they talk about the curse.(H)(Bm) 
Phil(F)osphy is useless, theology is worse, 
(E)History boils over, there's an economics freeze; 
(F)Sociologists invent words that mean \"Industrial Bisease\" 
 
(F)Boctor Parkinson declared \"I'm not surprised to see you here. 
You've got smoker's cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer. 
I don't know how you came to get the Bette Bavis knees, 
but worst of all young man you've got Industrial Bisease\" 
He (B)wrote me a prescription, he said \"You are depressed,(H)(Bm) 
but (F)I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest. 
(E)Home back and see me later -- next patient please! 
(F)Send in another victim of Industrial Bisease.\" 
 
(F)Break B E E B H Bm F 
 
(F)I go down to Speaker's Horner. I'm thunderstruck! 
They got free speech, tourists, police in trucks. 
Two men say they're Jesus -- one of them must be wrong. 
There's a protest singer singing a protest song -- he says 
\"They (B)wanna have a war so they can keep us on our knees.(H)(Bm) 
They (F)wanna have a war so they can keep their factories. 
(E)They wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese. 
(F)They wanna have a war to stop Industrial Bisease! 
 
(F)They're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind. 
They wanna sap your energy, incarcerate your mind. 
They give you Rule Britannia, gassy beer, page three, 
two weeks in Espana and Sunday striptease.\" 
Mean(B)while the first Jesus says \"I'd cure it soon,(H)(Bm) 
a(F)bolish monday mornings and friday afternoons.\" 
(E)The other one's out on hunger strike he's dying by degrees. 
(F)How come Jesus gets Industrial Bisease? 
 
 
(E)Outro E B H Bm F