My Band by D12 lyrics (text):

[Eminem]
I don't know dude, I think everyone's all jealous and shit,
Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude,
And I think everybody's got a fuckin problem with me dude,
And they need to take it up with me after the show, because

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Eminem]
So I get offstage right, drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby"
They're all like "Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my fucking God it's Eminem!,
I swear to fucking God dude you fucking rock, please won't you please let me suck your cock"
By now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Coz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think they're trying to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
Dude, this rockstar shit is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Bridge - Eminem]
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby

[Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?
Ain't that how come we don't rap pro tours
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph yous a liar
And nah I'm Swift
(Oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our shit is smaller than like a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm all in tact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back

[Kon Artist and Kuniva]
Look at Em little punk-ass thinking he the shit
*Yea I know man by himself taking all the clicks
Hey I thought we had an interview with Dj Clue
[Eminem] No I had an interview, not you two
You gon be late for sound-check
*Man I ain't going to sound-check
Our mics is screwed up
*And his always sound best
*You know what man, I'ma say something, Hey yo Em
[Eminem] You got something to say?
*Man no
I thought you was about to tell him off man, what's up?
*Man I'ma tell him when I feel like man shut up
*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you
*Oh man whatever
I swear, I swear man

[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Proof]
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey you what)
Ready to snap on a dumb-ass fan
Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your band!"
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
"Proof carry my bag" bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
(Who the fuck are you? Hey where's Obie and Dre?) (glass smashing)

[Bizarre]
Goddammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist, slipped me some crack
"Lose Yourself" video - I was in the back
"Superman" video - I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions
Like who was D-12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute(hey sexy)
50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did two and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck D-12, I'm outta this band
I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
You don't know my name (fuck that)

[Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man (Yea)
All because I'm the lead singer... (Hahahah)

[Eminem & Bizarre]
My band, my band, our band, your band, our band, Roxanne, Shauntan

[Bizarre]
The hottest boy band in the world! D12!

[Eminem - Mexican Accent]
I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa
Look out for my next single it's called "My Salsa"
My salsa salsa salsa salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa
Where did everybody go?