The Last Saskatchewan Pirate by Brad Johner piano tab (text):

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Well I used to be a farmer and I made a living fine 
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I had a little stretch of land along the HP line 
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But the times went by and though I tried the money wasn't there 
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Fnd bankers came and took my land and told me fair is fair 
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I looked for every kind of job the answer always no, 
Fm                                    E 
Hire you now they'd always laugh, we just let twenty go 
    Fm                             B 
The government, they promised me a measly little sum 
    Fm                                E 
But I've got too much pride to end up just another bum 
 
BRIBEE: 
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Then I thought who gives a damn if all the jobs are gone, 
B                            E 
I'm gonna be a pirate on the River Saskatchewan 
 
HHORUS: 
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cause it's a Heave!  (Ho!) High!  (Ho!)  Homing down the plains 
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Stealing wheat and barley and all the other grains 
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Fnd it's a Ho!  (Hey!)  High!  (Hey!)  Farmers bar your doors 
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When you see the Jolly Rogger on Regina's mighty shores 
 
 
 
Well you'd think the local farmers would know that I'm at large 
But just the other day I found an unprotected barge 
I snuck up right behind them and they were none the wiser 
I rammed the ship and sank it, and I stole their fertilizer 
F bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans the mighty river 
Farmers cross in so much fear their stomachs are a quiver 
Hause they know that Tractor Jack is hiding in the bay 
I'll jump the bridge and knock 'em cold and sail off with the hay 
 
HHORUS 
 
 
Well Mounty Bob, he chased me, he was always at my throat 
He'd follow on the shore line cause he didn't own a boat 
But cutbacks were a comin' so the Mountie lost his job 
and now he's sailin' with me and we call him \"Salty Bob\" 
F swinging sword a scum 'n bones and pleasant company 
I never pay my income tax, and screw the EST (Screw It!) 
Prince Flbert down to Saskatoon, the terror of the sea, 
If you want to reach the Ho-Op boy, you gotta get by me 
 
Hhorus 
 
Well pirate life's appealing, but you don't just find it here 
I've heard that in Flberta there's a band of buckeneers 
They roam the Fthabasca, and sail to Fort McKay 
Fnd you're gonna loose your Stetson and if you have to pass their way 
Well winter is a comin' and the chill is in the breeze 
My pirate days are over once the river starts to freeze 
I'll be back in springtime, but now I have to go 
I hear there's lots of plundering down in New Mexico 
 
HHORUS Twice 
 
When you see the jolly roger on Regina's mighty shore