Blandest by Nirvana guitar tab (text):

Blandest
                                   by Nirvana

sessions)

        Well, this is my second attempt on writing tab, I haven't received
any comments on my first tab, (Moist Vagina), so if this looks bad, it's not
my fault!
        This song isn't really hard as it sounds, so here goes.

Standard tuning.

Intro & Verse (Main riff)

E|------------|
B|------------|
G|------------|
D|------------|   play this riff 3 times, and then another 5 times
A|----4-7-4---|   making scraping noises in between playing it.
E|----------6-|   You don't have to pick scrapes during the verses


Chorus
                                *
E|----------------------------------2--|
B|----------------------------------2--|
G|----------------------------------2--|  Play this four times
D|----------------------2--------------|
A|----2-3-4-3-2-0-2-3-4---4-3-2-0------|
E|--------------------------------2----|
                                *

On the forth time, play up to where the * is and then play this
(Note: b means bend half a note up)

D|--------------------------------------------|
A|--------------------------------------------|  kjgjadfasfteyr
E|-2b-0-0-0-0-2b-0-0-0-0-2b-0-0-0-0-2b-0-0-0-0|

and this

D|-----------------|
A|-------6b-6b-6b-0| play this part 4 times
E|-4-7-4-----------|

And after that, you can play the main riff a couple of times.

The ending goes the same as the tab with the funny writing after it.

Here are the lyrics

_______________________________________________________
You're my favourite
Of my saviours
You're my favourite
Oh no

You're my favourite
Of my favours
You're my razor
Oh no

Hey!
And the situation wasn't quite as intense as I thought
I need you around, to remind me when not to be calm
And the situation wasn't quite as intense as I thought
I need you around, to remind me when not to be calm
Calm, calm, calm

(2nd chorus)
Hey!
And the situation wasn't quite as intense as I thought
I need you around, to remind me what not to become
And the situation wasn't quite as intense as I thought
I need you around, to remind me what not to become
Come, come, come
_______________________________________________________


There!
Questions, comments, corrections, anything!
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Blandest  by Nirvana

Standard Tuning, same distortion as Mr. Moustache

)slight bend

Intro1:
D---------0-6-
A-3p0-3p0-----
(Keep the A string riff ringing while you play the D0-6)
Every 4th riff play this:
D---2-----0-6-
A-3---3-0-----

Intro2:
A-3p0-3p0-----

Verse:
D---2---------
A-3---3-0-----

Chorus: (each chorus is 2x)
E-----------------------------0-
B-----------------------------0-
G-------------------------------
D-----------------2--------)----
A-0-1-3-2-1-0-1-3---3-2--0-1-0--
E-------------------------------
After every chorus, play the outro (When "Calm" is repeated)

Solo: (played 4x)
D-)--/7~---)----------
A-2-3----0-3-1-0------
E------------------0--

Outro:
  )
A-3-----0-----
For the first part of the outro, play the verse and immediatley
2 quick scrapes instead of letting the 0 ring

Order:
Intro1, Verse, Chorus, Outro, Verse, Chorus, Solo, Intro2, Verse, Chorus, Outro, Verse, Outro

The very Very last note:
E-4-----------
Pick the string as far away from the pickups as possible.
(to the right, for righties)

Suggested Lyrics:

        You're my favorite
        Of my saviours
        You're my favorite
        Oh no

        Yes you're my favorite
        Of my favors
        You're my razor
        Oh no

        Hey!
        And the situation wasn't quite
        As intense as I thought
        I need you around
        To remind me when not to be calm (become)
        And the situation wasn't quite
        As intense as I thought
        I need you around
        To remind me when not to be calm
        Calm, calm, calm, calm

!!!!!Doncha just hate it when you see this in the tabs you download:
"I know this isn't right, but I'll post it anyway"
"I know its wrong, but it sounds right"
"I've never tabbed before, but i'll give it a try"
--DonRob1@aol.com  ANY feedback appreciated

Note: A KickAss song; Most likely a Bleach outtake.
Thanks to:WinAmp, the site where i got the song
If you want a copy email me, you just might get it.