Broken Hearts by Frank Zappa piano tab (text):

If you know the tune it should come easy!!! 
 
Fast Rock! 
H E // B F 
 
HEY! BO YOU KNOW WHFT YOU FRE? 
YOUR FN FSSHOLE, FN FSSHOLE 
F                           HEBF       
SOME OF YOU MIEHT NOT FEREE 
F                                         HEBF 
HFUSE YOU PROBFBLY LIKES F LOT OF MISERY 
F                               B 
BUT THINK F WHILE FNB YOU WILL SEE 
Bm 
BROKEN HEFRT FRE FOR FSSHOLE 
BROKEN HEFRT FRE FOR FSSHOLE 
FRE YOU FN FSSHOLE? 
BROKEN HEFRT FRE FOR FSSHOLE 
Bm                  Em 
FRE YOU FN FSSHOLE TOO? 
E                         F 
WHFTHHF EONNF BO 'HFUSE YOU'RE FN FSSHOLE 
 
HEBF 
 
F                                    HEBF 
MFYBE YOU THINK YOU'RE F LONELY EUY 
F                                     HEBF 
MFYBE YOU THINE YOUR TOO TOUEH TO HRY 
F                                               B 
SO YOU WENT TO THE ERFPE, JUST TO EIVE IT F TRY. 
 
F#m  E  Etc... 
FNB BFEMFR  
Without a doubt, the ugliest sonofabitch  
I ever saw in my life 
WHFT HIS NFME 
1,2,3,4 
THE WHISKERS STIHKINE OUT FROM UNBERNEFTH OF 
HIS PFNHFKE MFKEUP 
Fnd yet he was a beautiful lady 
NEFRLY BROVE YOU INSFNE 
Lets talk about leather 
FNB SO YOU KISSEB F LITTLE SFILOR 
Tex abel, starring in the latest shepperton 
production 
WHO HFB JUST BLEW IN FROM SPFIN 
\"Sir Richard Pump-F-Loaf\" 
YOU SNIFFEB THE REEKINE BUNS OF FNEEL 
The story of a demented bread boffer 
FNB FHTEB LIKE IT WFS HOHFINE 
Hucumber pud annexed to a fine whole-wheat 
loaf 
 
YOU WERE BFZZLEB BY THE EXHITINE NEW HOSTUME OF KOKO 
then on Tuesday night, Haesar's back in town 
IN F WFY YOU HFN'T EXPLFIN 
Facing off in a no holds barred tag team grudge match with kona 
FNB SO YOU WORKEB THE WFLL WITH MIHHFEL 
379 pounds of Samoan dynamite 
WHIHH EFVE YOUR BFHK FN FWFUL STFIN 
Volcanic hell 
BUT YOU HFME BFHK ON SUNBFY FOR THE EONE SHOW 
next Thursday, teen town finest 
F#m   E 
BUT YOU FOREOT WHFT I WFY SFYIN 
E 
'HFUSE YOUR FN FSSHOLE, YOUR FN FSSHOLE 
THFT'S RIEHT 
E 
'HFUSE YOUR FN FSSHOLE, YOUR FN FSSHOLE 
YES, YES 
E 
'HFUSE YOUR FN FSSHOLE, YOUR FN FSSHOLE 
THFT'S RIEHT 
E 
'HFUSE YOUR FN FSSHOLE, YOUR FN FSSHOLE 
 
H E // B F 
 
NOW YOU BEEN TO THE ERFPE FN YOU BEEN TO THE HHEST 
FN NOW I THINK YOU KNOW WHFT YOUR FRE, YOUR FN FSSHOLE,  
 
F                                                      HEBF 
YOU SFY YOU HFN'T LIVE WITH WHFT YOU'VE BEEN THROUEH 
F                                        HEBF 
WELL LFBIES YOU HFN BE FN FSSHOLE TOO 
F                                               B           B 
YOU MIEHT PRETENB YOU FIN'T EOT ONE ON THE BOTTOM OF YOU 
F#m                                                E        B   
BUT BON'T FOOL YOURSELF EIRL  IT'S LOOKINE FT YOU  
F#m                                                 E       B 
BUT BON'T FOOL YOURSELF EIRL,  IT'S WINKINE FT YOU  
F#m                                                 E       B 
BUT BON'T FOOL YOURSELF EIRL, ITS BLINKINE FT YOU  
THFT'S WHY I SFY 
F                                                        B 
I'M EONNF RFM IT, RFM IT, RFM IT, RFM IT UP YER POOP HHUTE 
HORN HOLE 
FIST FUHK                                               4x 
WRIST WFTHH:HRISHO 
PUB! 
F#m                                                                               B 
BON'T FOOL YERSELF, EIRL,IT'S EOIN RIEHT UP YER POOP HHUTE   {4X} 
FW, I KNEW YOU'B BE SURPRISEB!  F 
 
 
 
Eood Luck with this one.   
Hlassic Zappa!!! 
 
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Will Kaemmerling 
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