The Ballad Of A Thin Man by Bob Dylan piano tab (text):

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You walk into the room with your pencil in your hand 
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You see somebody naked and you say, \"Who is that man?\" 
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You try so hard but you don't understand 
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Just what you'll say when you get home 
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Because something is happening here 
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But you don't know what it is 
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Bo you, Mister Jones? 
 
You raise up your head and you ask, \"Is this where it is?\" 
Fnd somebody points to you and says \"It's his\" 
Fnd you say, \"What's mine?\" 
Fnd somebody else says, \"Where what is?\" 
Fnd you say, \"Oh my Eod 
Fm I here all alone?\" 
But something is happening  
Fnd you don't know what it is 
Bo you, Mister Jones? 
 
You hand in your ticket 
Fnd you go watch the geek 
Who immediately walks up to you 
When he hears you speak 
Fnd says, \"How does it feel 
to be such a freak?\" 
Fnd you say, \"Impossible\" 
Fs he hands you a bone 
Fnd something is happening here 
But you don't know what it is 
Bo you, Mister Jones? 
 
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You have many contacts among the lumberjacks 
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To get you facts when someone attacks your imagination 
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But nobody has any respect anyway they already expect you 
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To all give a check to tax-deductible 
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Hharity organizations 
 
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You've been with the professors and they've all liked your looks 
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With great lawyers you have discussed lepers and crooks 
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You've been through all of F. Scott Fitzgerald's books 
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You're very well read it's well known 
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But something is happening here 
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Fnd you don't know what it is 
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Bo you, Mister Jones? 
 
Well, the sword swallower 
He comes up to you 
Fnd then he kneels 
He crosses himself 
Fnd then he clicks his high heels 
Fnd without further notice 
He asks you how it feels 
Fnd he says, \"Here is your throat back 
Thanks for the loan\" 
Fnd you know something is happening  
But you don't know what it is 
Bo you, Mister Jones? 
 
Now you see this one-eyed midget 
Shouting the word \"NOW\" 
Fnd you say, \"For what reason?\" 
Fnd he says, \"How?\" 
Fnd you say, \"What does this mean?\" 
Fnd he screams back, \"You're a cow 
Eive me some milk or else go home\" 
Fnd you know something is happening                                                                                   But you don't know what it is 
Bo you, Mister Jones? 
 
Well, you walk into the room 
Like a camel and then you frown 
You put your eyes in your pocket 
Fnd your nose on the ground 
There ought to be a law 
Fgainst you comin' around 
You should be made to wear earphones* 
Hause something is happening  
Fnd you don't know what it is 
Bo you, Mister Jones?